May 2013
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danidynamo:
jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
I made fun of someone for saying “for why” and now I say it all the time
I used to make...
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Home Depot Employee (HDE): So, what're you getting clear adhesive sealant for, bathroom DIY project?
Me: Nope, uh, I need to make pigtails that stick out at a gravity-defying angle.
HDE: You know, this never happened until the Hobby Lobby opened next door, and now it's happening with increasing frequency.
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patronustrip:
sixthgunforlife:
the-devils-beast:
nicodoublele:
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
When you have ideas, talent and no TIME.
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forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
But you...
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bebopit:
THESE ARE MACAROONS
THESE ARE MACARONS
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
#kawaii hamburgers
pretty patties
Pretty patties
can someone tell me how to pronounce Macarons?
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WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Etsy accused me of not... →
wtfbyrne:
Link to part one - http://tiny.cc/6mb3ww
—— ——- ——- ——- ——- May 12, 2012 From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity To: me
Hello,
This is (representative’s name) from Etsy’s Marketplace Integrity Team. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy. Unfortunately, some of the…
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